“That would be a nice thing to do with Deerboi”
“It’s not gonna happen. Shut up and let it go.”

“I wish Deerboi was here now so we could cuddle and watch something for the night.”
“He doesn’t even love you, stop obsessing over him.”

“It hurts to see so many people go down the wrong path…”
“And there’s nothing you can do about it. Leave it alone and stop thinking on it.”

“I want to go on a hike or walk through town holding his hand.”
“Never going to happen. The more you think about him the worse its going to be for the both of you.”

“I wish I could be watching X show right now with Deerboi.”
“Well, after your past few fuckups of constantly being off and on with him and getting that mindset that he must be like Kaizen because this is occurring, you’ve botched that. And that’s saying if you even had a chance in the first place.”

“I want to go for a night drive, cuddle with him parked on the hills, overlooking the city lights.”
“Do you just have some sort of pain kink? All you ever seem to do is have this poor bastard on your mind all the time, despite what you’ve done to him and all this other shit…and yet you think you can just fly on down there, hold his hand, and its happy ever after? Have you not learned from your past encounters? Are you just braindead?”

“I’d love to teach Deerboi how to do XYZ”
“Lets think about that. He doesn’t want to talk to you. You continue to annoy him. You continue to pressure him. And you really think you’ll just be able to ask him ‘hey uwu i wanna teach you how to fix shit’? Are you sure you’re even someone who can continue to live with everyone else around you? Do you need to be admitted to a fucking mental ward?”